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    September 08

    原来我也是运动健将……

    俺今天学会游泳啦,哦哈哈哈哈
    撒花,撒花,再次撒花……
     
    去年办的健身卡办理停卡后就一直没有兴趣再去运动
    一直打算贱卖换米
    风暴前有人出1300大元我甩她一个白眼没卖
    风暴后我一降再降,结果发现该健身房正推出新优惠——666元就办年卡。。。
    呃,除了f~u~c~k,我还能说什么
    吐完血之后只好留下自用咬牙切齿
     
    于是今天俺就本着与资本家斗智斗勇斗力斗到底的积极小农主义精神
    穿上俺性感的泳衣裹着俺风情的浴巾来到了帅哥攒动的泳池
    然后找个不大能被人看到的角落,冒着淹死也无人来救的危险,按照网上的一篇教程逐步尝试
     
    失算,失算!
    早知道我这么快就能学会,我肯定会找个最显眼的地方练习讽刺
     
    学习时间大概耗费近1个小时
    剩下的时间俺就得意地游来游去,希望能不小心撞到个精壮的男人。。。
    真是苍天有眼
    果然一个帅哥向我走来……
    “我实在看不下去了,你的姿势太难看了,应该是……,而不能……”
    晕!我一颗热气腾腾的❤,霎时冷却到了摄氏37°
     
    哈哈,不过不管咋样,今天都很开心,以后可以在履历里增加一条“擅长游泳”了,哦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
     
     

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    kiciwrote:
    "穿上俺性感的泳衣裹着俺风情的浴巾来到了帅哥攒动的泳池",
    嗯,嗯,真亏你说的出口。。。哈哈。。。
    Sept. 9

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